Whatever

easterberry-test:

fartgallery:

tugboatproceedless:

fartgallery:

is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked

*cough* now its your turn *cough*

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taking off my glove flap

A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous.  Allow me to raise you…

a full glove.

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I was thinking about Crowley’s ‘666’ number

inthemysteryofyou:

nocasdatsgay:

and it occurred to me, Crowley has service in Hell. He has a number that is literally impossible. 

Therefore, Hell must have it’s own network

then it occurred to me only demons can use this network. But how? Must be in their aura or blood or something.

I repeat, it’s probably something in their blood

Sam has demon blood.

Conclusion: Sam gets his wifi from hell which is why he gets wifi everywhere

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One of my friends was catsitting another of my friend’s cats, Tora, and Tora ended up getting taken away from the friend who was catsitting. It wasn’t her fault, there was a break-in and the cat was removed from the house. It ended up in a foster home and now my friend who is in PA needs to fly out to claim his cat! PLEASE PLEASE HELP!

hifructosemag:

Using countless transparent layers of gouache, Japanese artist Kazuki Takamatsu(featured in Hi-Fructose Vol. 16) creates paintings that mimic 3D depth mapping technology. Takamatsu executes this holograph-like effect entirely by hand, giving his viewers a glimpse into an illusory world populated by ghostly, Lolita-esque figures. Takamatsu recently opened his solo show, “Japanese Ideology of Puberty,” at Culver City’s Corey Helford Gallery. Take a look at some opening night photos courtesy ofTheonepointeight to view the exquisite level of detail in Takamatsu’s paintings. The exhibition will be on view through May 11. See more Here!: http://hifructose.com/2013/04/19/opening-night-kazuki-takamatsus-japanese-ideology-of-puberty/

Gouache is so difficult to work with! This is amazing!

richard-sp8-jr:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.


Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.



I’ll waste the lot of you


Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!


NYET.


3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 


What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!


WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

Men of tumblr, I applaud you.

JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR

richard-sp8-jr:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

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Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

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I’ll waste the lot of you

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Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

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NYET.

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3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

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What? What’s all this fuckery?

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Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

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Mama always said this day’d come!

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EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

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WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

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There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

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Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

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A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

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Wood.

Men of tumblr, I applaud you.

JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR

the-winchester-initiative:

gabriels-cosmic-horn:

I fixed it.

I’ve been waiting for this

the-winchester-initiative:

gabriels-cosmic-horn:

I fixed it.

I’ve been waiting for this

so today I called customer support for my mac
Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me: . . .
Me: What did you just say?
CSG: Have you tried turning it-
Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
CSG: . . .
CSG: . . .
CSG: You watch-
Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Me: YOU BET IT IS.
*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
CSG: So which episode are you watching?
Me: The Great Game.
CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?

writeyourheart-out:

Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

This is one of the best statements given by an actor.

simplydalektable:

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

^That comment. :P